The properties in my price range that are currently on the market include some real gems and have some great features. I have seen two houses with bullet holes, one with an outhouse, one with mold, 2 with bad foundations and one with no foundation at all. They range from plowed out and winterized to needing snowshoes and a shovel with totally frozen pipes. I could see myself living in any of them, but not happily. The most recent one even had a child slave dungeon. Their previous owners range from too emotionally attached to actually sell to so detached the bank has repossessed the plot. Maybe I should have considered myself lucky to live in Aspen Ghettos, or maybe one day I will have a house of my own.